Q: Buddy, your new fertilizer, Grass Masters™ Complete Super Premium Nitrogen Blast, sounds like just what my lawn needs. How often do I need to apply it?
Randy Arlington, TX
A: I have an easy formula for you, Randy. Just apply it every time there’s a major holiday! The first application should go down on Valentine’s Day. Then apply again on April Fool’s Day, Easter, Cinco de Mayo, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Canadian Father’s Day, Guy Fawkes Day, and Thanksgiving. It’s a cinch!