The Election 2012 Garden Mash Up

Finally, the candidates discuss the real issues.   And just in time for election day, too! (Oh, I guess I should mention the candidates' actual words are in white and my very slight modifications are in yellow.) Happy Voting Day my fellow Gardener-Americans.  Let's still all be friends when it's over. No partisan comments or I... Continue Reading →

But I Digress…

Here's a totally non-gardening, Onion-style piece I wrote several years ago, when I was teaching high school Creative Writing.  Each year I'd get a few kids who loved writing Sci-Fi and Fantasy, and would give me these 200 page rambling stories they'd been working on since they were 12.  I submitted this to McSweeney's, but after they... Continue Reading →

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