But I'll be back eventually.
Finally, the candidates discuss the real issues. And just in time for election day, too! (Oh, I guess I should mention the candidates' actual words are in white and my very slight modifications are in yellow.) Happy Voting Day my fellow Gardener-Americans. Let's still all be friends when it's over. No partisan comments or I... Continue Reading →
(Day five of Adobe bootcamp and I'm going a little crazy.....) (Apologies to Shawn Thorsson, creator of the Combat Garden Gnomes http://www.etsy.com/shop/thorssoli)
Here's a totally non-gardening, Onion-style piece I wrote several years ago, when I was teaching high school Creative Writing. Each year I'd get a few kids who loved writing Sci-Fi and Fantasy, and would give me these 200 page rambling stories they'd been working on since they were 12. I submitted this to McSweeney's, but after they... Continue Reading →